Oh Curses! Today I got my period, cramps and all. Call it what you want (TOM, Crimsion Wave, etc.) but it is seriously hell to me! CRAMPS! CRAMPS! and MORE CRAMPS! I barely made it outa bed today because they were soo bad. Why did we have to get cursed with this stupid thing! Another thing that bugs me about my period, is all those stupid adds for pads these days. Like the ALWAYS brand, they advertise to have a "happy period". Lemme give ya'll a news flash! I AIN"T SO HAPPY! WHO THE HELL IS HAPPY WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE THEIR INERDS ARE GOING TO COME OUT THROUGH VOMITTING, BLOOD IS SEEPING OUT THE OTHER END, AND YOU GAIN LIKE 30LBS OF WATER WEIGHT SO THAT YOU CAN FIT INTO YOUR JEANS! THAT JUST TOTALLY MAKES MY LIFE CONTENT AND I AM TOTALLY HAPPY WHEN LIFE PUTS ME THROUGH THIS! I BETCHA A MAN THOUGHT OF THAT SAYING BECAUSE ANY NORMAL WOMAN WOULD NOT ADVERTISE THAT YOUR PERIOD IS A HAPPY TIME IN EVERY WOMANS LIFE!
Anyway, I g2g,
SuperStarSteph94
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